Poisoning the Oceans to Stop Climate Change π Dumping Chemicals to Fight Global Warming
But don't worry because Bill Nye said it should work...
According to The Powers that Be, the sun is ruining the planet with its damn light so we need to stop that mofo ASAP. The genius ideas they have come up with thus far are:
spray carcinogens and toxins into the sky to block it
spray dust to block it (but that idea was scrapped shortly after 1992 because chemicals are better)
bulldozing forests and leaving nothing but empty, baron land
have cloud-making machines floating around the ocean to block it
wrapping houses in reflective foil
covering roofs in mirrors to shoot the sun back at the sun
floating foil-mirror-rafts to cover the ocean to reflect the sun
painting everything white to reflect the sun
and nowβ¦ *insert drumroll sound effect*β¦
they want to save the earth from climate change using bubbles. To be more specific, they want to cover the the ocean in βMicrobubblesββ¦ (hereβs their graphic:)
But relax, sugar tits! Bill Nye says it might work and Bill Nye was on a TV show, so if anyone would know, itβs him!
βMICROBUBBLESβ (AKA βHydrosolsβ):
The concept is, to stop the water from warming, we will put a coat of thick, white foam (aka microbubbles aka hydrosols aka ruin your day at the beach because it looks like the washing machine) on top of the oceans. The concept is, the sun will hit the foam and βbounce back into spaceβ. The concept is, with enough bubbles, no light will get through to the oceans thus keeping them as cool as a cucumber in the freezer. Yeah, we will save the world. Granted, everything in the ocean will die but thatβs a small price to pay for saving the planetβ¦ and to do this, we will spray foam. Copious amounts of foam. Very white foam. You see, when it comes to manmade ocean-foam, the lighter the shade, the more reflective it is, so you want the foam to be as white as possible. Pretend youβre at Home Depot looking at paint samples. Find a shade of white, then find even whiter. If you find the whitest-white, complain to the cashier that it isnβt white enough. Think of geoengineers as a bunch of racist bastards.
HOW TO MAKE WHITE OCEANS
Hereβs the plan a group of adults who own patents on ocean-whitening came up with:
Ships will be equipped with air nozzles that make bubbles, specifically, very tiny bubbles, βmicrobubblesβ, but because bubbles pop quickly the ship needs something special to make them last longerβ¦ AH HA! Chemicals! Like soap! The foaming agent will be dispersed into the nozzle which will create a bubble bath in the ocean! (And rivers too! Ditches! Puddles! If you see water, we can bubble that sh*t white!)
Did I mention nanoparticles? Who could fathom having a scientific recipe in 2024 without some trendy nanoparticles? Shoot βem in your arm, swallow βem in food, spray βem in the sky and blend βem into the ocean with soap! Yes, good olβ nanoparticles will help the soapy ocean block the dreaded sun! Then we will have world peace!
HOW SAFE IS DUMPING CHEMICALS IN THE OCEAN?
So, overall, it's totally safe. According to our governmental bodies, it's safer than a virgin practicing abstinence while wearing two condoms while alone in a padded room. So yeah, itβs as safe as safe can be, EXCEPT for the one timeβ¦ but it was only one time. Do we really need to discuss it? After all, it was just one time. β¦Fine! We will discuss itβ¦ but it was just one timeβ¦
The one time dumping chemicals into the ocean wasnβt so safe happened to be the infamous 2010 BP oil spill. If you donβt remember, what had happened was, BP dumped oil everywhere which ruined the ecosystemβ¦
β¦but Dawn, the dish soap company, ran a PSYOP to distract everyone so they focused on ducks instead but BP had this genius-level idea to fix it. This idea was so brilliant it was like if Socrates, Aristotle and Isaac Newton had an orgy with some female who was smart resulting in a Stephen Hawking-type baby; it was that type of genius.
βWhat is this next-level-amazing idea?β, you ask, with utmost curiosity.
βDump soap into the ocean! DUH!β, I shout. I then add, βWell technically it wasnβt soap, it was βsurfactantsβ, but most of us laymen call it soapβ.
Yeah, BP dumped soap (SURFACTANTS, YOU DAMN FACT CHECKERS!) into the ocean to break up the oil. They dumped 1.8 million gallons of that crap and, believe it or not, it ended up being toxic and it is suspected to have killed far more of the ocean ecosystem than the oil itself.
This was an Oops followed by a whoops followed by asking Dawn to wheel in more carts of ducks for fresh television commercials.
So, yeah, that didnβt work out good BUT we need to try it againβ¦ on a much larger scaleβ¦ a worldwide-ocean-scaleβ¦ (And rivers too! Don't forget the rivers!)β¦ cuz Global Warming.
BUT WILL IT WORK?
Obviously it will because Carnegie made this graphic:
Then they ran this G4Foam experiment on a computer:
And if neither of those things are good enough for you because you are some kind of I-need-actual-evidence snob, they said this:
βWhile aerosols injected into the stratosphere tend to alter climate globally, hydrosols can be used to modulate surface albedo, locally and reversibly, without risk of degrading the ozone layer or altering the color of the sky. The low energy cost of microbubbles suggests a new approach to solar radiation management in water conservation and geoengineering: Donβt dim the Sun; Brighten the water.β
And if youβre still demanding to see more proof before you agree to have your oceans caked in chemical foam, let me put your mind at ease by telling you that researchers at the University of Leeds in the UK assured us that soap surfactants will indeed make the microbubbles last longer. How much more proof do you need, lady?!
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SOURCES, NOTES AND OTHER STUFF
Patent Holder: Russell Seitz, Department of Physics, Harvard University
https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2017ACP....17..595G/abstract
https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-nye-climate-change-geoengineering-2015-11
βThe microbubbles will be stabilized by the addition of chemicals, so-called surfactants, such as amphiphilic nanoparticles or phospholipids. The production of artificial foam requires the application of foaming agents onto the ocean or other large bodies of water: chemical foaming agents, such as gelling agents with cellulose ethers, could create a layer of microbubbles on the waters surface β
https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/The-G4Foam-Experiment%3A-global-climate-impacts-of-Gabriel-Robock/79704e1588496db6793ca7c184c0243c670876a5
https://senseable.mit.edu/space-bubbles/
https://www.geoengineeringmonitor.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/enhanced_microbubbles.pdf
Geongineeringmonitor.org, Using ship wakes to fight climate change? Time to anchor climate research to common sense. www.geoengineeringmonitor.org/2016/03/using -ship-wakes-to-fight-climate-change-time-toanchor-climate-research-to-common-sense/
The Guardian, Reflecting sunlight into space has terrifying consequences, say scientists. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/201 4/nov/26/geoengineering-could-offer-solutionlast-resort-climate-change?CMP=fb_gu ETC Group
and Heinrich BΓΆll Foundation, βGeoengineering Mapβ https://map.geoengineeringmonitor.org/
https://www.geoengineeringmonitor.org/2021/04/microbubbles-sea-foam/
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Wow, this is a hard article to swallow. Itβs great, but that βsea foamβ I saw in lakes and rivers in 2018. I have pictures. I noticed dead fish around it, the ducks would not go by it, I can only think what is going to happen to our marine life. The eco systems of eco systems???? I couldnβt put myself through the whole article, just yet. I will save, but a big shoutout to Agent for getting this article out! One question, who in their right mind would think this would work? We are not that stupid. NOAA has joined all the nwo agencies, I guess I am not surprised, I fell betrayed. π’π’π’π’β¦οΈ
IMHO - the BP oil spill was intentional - it refocused people from the wealth transfer that occurred with the programed bank "bailout" and the 24/7 media coverage - pushed society towards embracing a "green energy solution" and acceptance of "climate change". The "technology" employed to clean up the ecological disaster led more people to into the belief that science can solve all problems. The new regulations and the money thrown at "prevention" and "solutions" helped push the agenda and captured the academic and fueled development of more "green/sustainable" businesses. Like all technology - the long term effects are either hidden from view or garner a paragraph in a remote section of the paper. The impact on the younger generations was exactly what was needed to have society endorse the national laws and global treaties that followed. Problem, reaction, solution - rinse and repeat.