NASA PSYOP: Just Show Us 1 REAL Photograph!π PART 2π
In Part 2 of this series, we will try to find 1 real photograph of Outer Space, and sift through a bunch of government-ran PSYOP bullsh*t that makes absolutely no sense.
In Part 1 of this series we looked at almost 60 YEARS of Space propaganda and Predictive Programming leading up to the very first space mission, then we examined some Moon Landing photos and their discrepancies. This research led me to try to locate 1 real photograph of Space (Yes, just one. I set the bar very low, then allotted 2 hours of my time to the task, which seemed beyond reasonable, does it not?). Letβs check out what I discovered:
HUNTING FOR 1 ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH
To find a real photo, I did what anyone would do, I opened Google Image Search and typed, βreal photo of outer spaceβ, but everything shown, when you read the fine print, was βdepictionsβ and βrenderingsβ (paintings, CGI, illustrations, pictures, art).
Then thereβs many pictures that, upon closer inspection, are blatantly Photoshopped (copy+paste) images (26 second video)
Say it with me kids, βTHATβS JUST A COINCIDENCE!β
Moon landing copy+paste:
β¦also a coincidenceβ¦
Clearly, Google Image searching, βreal photo of outer spaceβ, was not the way to find a real photo of outer space. Silly me. I then began going through articles that appeared on the first seven pages for Google search results and eventually I found, βThese 10 space images look unbelievable, but are actually real (pictures)β, which looked promising!:
But upon closer inspection, I thought it was kind strange that they used the word Images instead of Photos, because the word Image is related to graphic design and art, whereas Photo is short for Photograph. The definition of Photograph is, βalways captured with a cameraβ. But perhaps this was a bad choice of words? Surely itβs an honest mistake, right?
To make it more bizarre, the title says, βare actually real (pictures)β, instead of saying βReal Photosβ, or just βPhotographyβ, which would automatically mean they are photographs:
The word Picture is not the same as the word Photo. A Picture can be art of any form; paint, airbrush, charcoal, computer graphics, etc. While it is acceptable to refer to a Photograph as a Picture, you cannot refer to a piece of art as a Photo, unless it is an actual photograph, taken with a camera.
So, when you read the title of the article, it actually says, βThese 10 space arts look unbelievable, but are actually real (art)β. β¦ Do you see the mindf*ckery? Hereβs the "photosβ from the article, the article that discreetly told us in its title that this is art:
Years later, a new image would surface, which, we were told, was the exact same thingβ¦ because they look so similarβ¦:
And if you donβt realize itβs the same, youβre a conspiracy theoristβ¦ and racist too. You're a Space bigot! Back to the article:
Sure looks like art a photograph to me:
Below, at quick glance, itβs a Satellite-in-Space photo, but if you look a little longer, the clouds on the globe are clear, but the machine floating in space is slightly blurry.
Actually, this sh*t is really blurry, which is what happens when you insert a low-resolution image into a high resolution image, then you stretch the low-res image to be larger:
Let me show you what I am referring to about stretching the image: (27 second hack job video I made for you, so for the rest of your life you will be able to spot this bullsh*t)
Now letβs look at the blurry Satellite again:
MUTHAF*CKING COINCIDENCE!
This one is super-duper unbelievable. A dude, just chillinβ in space. I sure hope he can get back to his ship!:
Lol:
Although that was a nice little art tour, I really wanted to find 1 real photograph that doesn't include suspicious wording anywhere, why is this so dang difficult? So I went to NASA.gov. Obviously they are going to have lots of photos, right? And because NASA runs the NASA Art Program, they must know the difference between a Photo, a Picture, a Depiction, a Rendering and an Image, right? Of course they do.
On NASAβs site, I searched for, βOuter Space Photosβ, but that produced an error message:
I realized I was asking for too much, so I then searched for, βSpace Photosβ:
And I began scrolling through results. The Hubble released new IMAGES:
But I donβt want images, I want photography. I kept looking and finally found one:
But, alas, there are no photos whatsoever:
Itβs just a paragraph about Chinas photos, which NASA did not include in the article. Son of a b*tch.
Then I found this article, "New Hubble Portrait of Marsβ, but the word Portrait does not mean itβs a photograph. A Portrait can be any medium.
Just when I was about to give up, AH HA! This one says βImageβ but the description says βPhotosβ twice, so, perhaps there will be some actual photography in this one?
But the article redirects you to a website called Gateway to Astronaut Photography and when you start looking into these photos, there is no photographer information, and they also say βimageβ
Hereβs β10 Imagesβ:
PICTURE of the Day:
βView More Images in the Space Station Galleryβ:
This was in the Photos category, but is labeled an βillustrationβ, which means it was drawn:
The guy in the video below had me giggling like a schoolgirl, because he was on the same mission as I was and experiencing the same results. He simply wanted to see pictures photos of βEarth from Spaceβ: (37 second video)
The image below is labeled βpicture of the Gemini VI spacecraftβ:
This one says βThis mosaic depicts the International Space Stationβ. MOSAIC? WTF!
ββ¦is pictured from the Nauka Laboratoryβ¦β
β¦ βis pictured February 21, 2022β, and the purpose of this space mission was to βReplenish the Expedition 66 crewβ
At this point in my search I was expecting the next thing I type to be βbelow is an image but when you read the details, it is a finger paintingββ¦
Thenβ¦ waaaait a second, what is this?! NASA artists making βImagesβ, you say? (really good 1:52 video)
If youβre a crazy skeptic like me, you probably caught the quick glimpse of "the Hubble telescopeβ on the graphic designers screen. If you didnβt see it, donβt worry homie, I got your back. Hereβs a screenshot :
My search for 1 real photo continued, but I was running out of my 2-hour time allotment. I feared the worst, what if I fail to find a real space photo for my readers? How many will unsubscribe?
Thenβ¦ it happenedβ¦ just when all hope was almost lostβ¦ Hooray! I finally found a βPHOTOββ¦ and we can all agree this is indeed a real photograph!
β¦but itβs not of outer spaceβ¦ so my rejoicing was short lived, However, this photograph does prove that NASA knows what βphotoβ means, and has no issue using the term when an actual photograph is taken.
I then found this photograph, showing the Viking 2, that we landed on Mars (which is so f*cking hilarious that I had literal tears while typing this and my spouse kept asking βWhatβs so funny?β , to which I was forced to reply, βTrust me, you wouldnβt find it funnyβ (because the spouse is a NASA-believer).
So, as I was saying, I found this photograph of the Viking 2, and I agree this is a photoβ¦ but, although this is a photograph, it sure has hell wasnβt taken in βouter spaceβ:
It is more retarded interesting than the moon landing garbage. Below is a closeup of this piece of sh*t with enhanced clarity. Can this thing even stand on its own? It looks like itβs leaning against that fake rock wallβ¦.
Do you guys think the beautiful Viking 2 was designed in NASAs βsecret art studioβ? Or was it designed in a 6th grade classroom? Hard to tell.
Itβs so sad that we threw away this cutting-edge technology. Maybe someday, God willing, some toddler can figure out how to build it again.
In Part 3 of this series we are going to look at βHow to Fake Spaceβ. We will check out NASA videos and photos that show green screens, harnesses, bubbles, CGI malfunctions and more. In Part 4 I will show you the real history of NASA. But first:
Everybody, say bye to our waving flag, as we depart the moon!
Breathtaking!:
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You're blowing my mind, dude. It would be comical if there weren't so much taxpayer money involved.
Your spouse is a NASA believer...? How does that work? The fake moon landing is like conspiracy 101.