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Lil Ray Ray has really earned his Apple $auce with a Lifetime Achievement award for "Best (ongoing) Performance in a Psyop Fantasy Whopper".

I also always wondered why they would only ever find one little piece of the alleged giant lizards. What happened to the rest of the skeleton? Wind blew it away? Raccoons ate the rib bones? Cavemen used it to build huts? Imagine the first guy that found a big tooth... logic says he'd conclude that it's from zillions of years ago and must have been a giant lizard... what other conclusion would one come to? Let's start drawing pictures around the tooth and see what we come up with.

This comedy gets better and better. Whiskey for you!

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