Clown World: Vaccine Patches and Nose Spray
You’ve heard of the nicotine patch and the birth control patch, but did you know you can now you can get a Covid Vaccine Patch? It's just another day in Clown World...
It’s so stupid that I can’t bring myself to write about it, so I made some comics instead. Additionally, I thought to myself, “Why stop at patches?”, so I decided to help the scientists by giving them more ideas they can use. Enjoy ~
VACCINE PATCH AD IDEAS
7 ALTERNATIVE VACCINATION IDEAS
Since the scientists and marketers are looking for ways to sell the vaccine that don’t involve needles, such as their nasal spray invention, I came up with these ideas for them:
The Vaccine Humidifier: Because viruses don’t sleep, but you do.
The Vaccine Flask: It’s discreet size fits conveniently in your suitcoat pocket or your purse. Also available in school backpack size.
Vaccine Infused Socks: These socks have been infused with virus-killing Vaccines. Fight one Variant every day of the week.
Vaccine Breath Spray:
Vaccine Jewelry:
Vaccine Candles:
Time Released Vaccine Pills: Just one pill a day keeps you safe for 20 hours! Side effects include: Itching, rash, bloody or cloudy urine, rooting for The Great Reset, difficulty having an erection, difficulty stopping an erection, difficulty thinking, difficulty sleeping, being difficult in general, burning sensations, painful urination, upset Stomach, bladder pain, increased thirst, watery eyes, dry eyes, eating bugs, indigestion from eating bugs, loss of appetite not related to eating bugs, lower back pain, side pain, pain in the ass, nausea, vomiting at random, difficulty vomiting, swelling of the face, fat fingers syndrome, fat leg syndrome, getting kankles, trouble breathing, unusual tiredness or weakness, depression, anxiety, weight gain or fat stomach syndrome, feeling dizzy, feeling hungover, feeling Suicidal, feeling Homicidal, feeling Genocidal, Ask your doctor before taking Time Released Vaccine Pills.
And Lastly, here’s one you can’t resist, The Vaccine Air Freshener:
Think I tried hard on these comics? I will gladly accept a Coffee if you offer:
SOURCES:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/first-on-cnn-hhs-awards-more-than-500-million-to-study-covid-19-vaccine-nasal-sprays-and-more/ar-AA1i9XEw
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Genius! Don't forget the ultra thin graphene condoms..
Shit! Now we're going to see all your brilliant Covid gadget ideas come to fruition and sold at every corner drugstore and on every major e-commerce platform. 😵💫🤡😂